Unintentionally Fake News




Sometimes in the Title, Sometimes in the Content, but Always Educational

Exhibit 1. A drummer and the other members of a rock band were displeased by this report. The reporter's assumption, though wrong, does seem the most statistically probable. That the band is a Christian rock band might have had something to do with why the band reacted more vigorously than one might expect:



Exhibit 2. Though the druggie drummer article is damn close, it's not quite as good as the "first hand job experience" headline (use hyphens, you lazy fucks):



And the beat goes on.

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