Sure, I'm an Empath

On the Virtues, Based on the Literal Definition, of Being Inside the Mind and Feeling the Feelings of Another Person No Matter How Fucked Up They May Be


Many people think I lack empathy. I, like many of you, am prone to errors from time to time, so yes, I have loads of empathy for all your sudden flights of sudden frivolity as you roll round and round while looking down and all around using your eyes after turning your head on its tall yet still statistically normal neck.

Just yesterday, I was recalling my most recent grammatical error.

Then I remembered, most suddenly, that it were someone else.

Cheerio, you little Buckeroo fuckers.

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